an and Corey’s “Libservative” spirals from joking about the blandly named “12 day war” into a grab-bag of chaos: Dan’s vivid dream of Jake Paul booking him to fight Tim Pool (with CM Punk and a methylene-blue-chugging RFK Jr.), then roasting the viral RFK Jr./Kid Rock workout-sauna-pickleball video. They dig into Epstein fallout, arguing there aren’t big protests because most protests are donor-driven and elites are implicated, and they complain internet noise muddies real facts (including a Leslie Wexner hot-mic lawyer joke). They warn the US looks headed toward another Iran conflict, claiming goalposts keep moving and it’ll repeat Libya/Iraq/Syria-style “mission accomplished” destruction. They dunk on NYC “mom communism” via a Mamdani advisor calling for government-funded housing (via printing money), mock AOC’s Munich foreign-policy word salad, praise Tim Burchett calling DC a corrupt “sewer,” and play clips (Dave Smith, Blakely) tying inflation to war spending and blasting both parties for not acting on Epstein.
Epstein List Meltdown, RFK & Kid Rock’s “Bro Workout,” and NYC’s Print-Money Housing Plan
Dan and Corey riff on the awkwardly named “12 day war” and the possibility of another Iran conflict, arguing U.S. war cycles and shifting goalposts (from nukes to missiles/protests) mirror past regime-change disasters like Libya, Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan. They spend time on Epstein, insisting elites across both parties are implicated, questioning why there’s no major public uprising, and describing how internet “fog” and clips like the Leslie Wexner deposition hot-mic muddy real accountability. Comedy bits include Dan’s vivid dream about arranging a Jake Paul–sanctioned fight with Tim Pool, plus a long roast of an RFK Jr./Kid Rock workout video. They mock AOC’s Munich foreign-policy “word salad,” praise Tim Burchett’s anti-DOJ/uniparty rant, and hammer NYC socialist-style housing proposals (government-funded rent, printing money), warning rent caps and higher property taxes lead to slums. The episode closes by tying inflation to war spending (via a Dave Smith clip) and criticizing Democrats for not releasing Epstein files or pursuing indictments sooner.
00:00 Welcome to Libservative: War Jokes & the ‘12-Day War’ Name
02:02 This Week’s Rundown: AOC, Aliens, Epstein Fallout & More
02:59 Cutting Back on Booze = Vivid Dreams (Jake Paul vs Tim Pool)
06:36 RFK Jr + Kid Rock’s ‘Ultra-Gay’ Workout Video Breakdown
11:17 Epstein List: Why No Mass Protests & Why ‘It’s All of Them’
18:11 Wexner Deposition Hot Mic & How the Internet Warps Everything
23:50 Accountability Crisis: Monarchy vs ‘Republic, If You Can Keep It’
28:50 DC Is One Party: Shutdown Votes, Schumer/Pelosi, and the Massey Feud
34:47 Iran War Watch: Mission Accomplished Theater & Moving Goalposts
41:08 Regime Change Blowback: Libya, Iraq, Syria as Warnings
42:45 War Isn’t a Marvel Movie: The Real Costs of “Quick” Strikes
45:39 Ron Paul Was Right: Predictable Middle East Outcomes & Inflation at Home
46:56 Escalation Signals: Base Evacuations, Military Assets, and Israel’s Endgame
49:10 “They Want to Be Freed” Myth: Rally-’Round-the-Flag & Speaking for Other Nations
55:53 From Foreign Wars to Domestic Freedom: Ali, Hampton, MLK & Class vs Race
01:04:43 Pivot to NYC Politics: Zoran Mamdani’s Housing Plan Under the Microscope
01:07:18 ‘Housing Is a Right’? Libertarian Case Against Forced Subsidies
01:17:22 Printing Money for Rent: Incentives, Slumlords, and the Education Pipeline
01:21:50 Why Socialists Misread Economics: Wealth Creation, Scarcity, and “Greed”
01:23:38 Greed, rent caps & property taxes: how you create slums
01:26:12 “Socialism honeymoon” and the inevitable blame game
01:27:12 Parks & Rec ‘Ice Town’ analogy for bankrupting a city
01:28:53 Argentina under Milei: inflation down, protests up, and labor reform
01:35:27 AOC’s Munich word salad & the ‘unimpressive’ Congress problem
01:45:15 Tim Burchett on the DOJ ‘sewer’ and Washington cover-ups
01:54:04 Shrink the feds: blackpill voting, inflation, and war spending
01:56:39 Dave Smith on Rogan: wars, money printing, and who inflation helps
02:02:36 Epstein files & DOJ ‘independence’: Blakely’s rant + show wrap